Diaper Nappy
Posted on Friday, July 23rd, 2010 at 4:57 am
What are you diaper/nappy changing funny stories?
My story is when I was 16. I was watching my nephew and my sister was in town. I could smell a really strong poop smell. I knew my nephew needed changing. So I laid him down ready to take his nappy off. I opened it a strong poop smell rose up. It was massive slightly runny. Eww.. Gross I thought. Anyway I herd something fall in the kitchen so I turned round. I noticed it was just the washing up making a move. Anyway i turned back and my nephew started peeing straight into my mouth. I was so shocked that i swallowed everything that went into my mouth. I closed it shocked and he finished peeing onto my face. I put a new diaper on him, thinking eww… I’m soaked in pee and i drank some. He got up and ran off. I got up myself and slipped on the wet patch he left behind. I landed face first in the diaper. Eww.. i had a dirty diaper in my face. I was horrified, it stunk really badly. I took it off and washed my face. The story still haunts me a little today, but i laugh about it now.
when my son was newborn there was a lot of PROJECTILE poo’s – so it would go ALL over me and the floor
and i’d be too busy noticing the poo, then look up and he’s pee’d all over his face!
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